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Jan. 16th, 2006 @ 05:31 pm heres your damn change!
Current Mood: pensivepensive
Rant #10: January 16, 2006

Dedicated to: Those customers who hand me balls of money.

There is no need for the customers to hand me their money like its been through the wash a million times and is now in balls. Do you realize that I then have to straighten the mess you made for me and how much I dislike you at that point in time? I often want to hand back their change in a ball of mess and when they say "it's not professional for you to hand me money like this!" inform them that this is how they just handed me money, and that I was just helping them for the next poor pathetic sole you plan to give money to because I shouldnt be the only person that should hate you. But of course I cannot do that, and so I don't but I can't help but wonder how their money got like that in the first place. They didn't get it from the bank like that, they didn't get it from another store like that, how did you manage to mangle your money like that oh new favorite customer of mine.
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Jan. 14th, 2006 @ 10:19 pm there are now stickers on the cup moron.
Current Mood: blankblank
Rant #9: January 14, 2006

Dedicated to: the wonderful customers who stare at the cup with a label facing them and ask "what's this?"

background information- we have a deaf partner, we got this new sticker system where we dont call out drinks anymore and the drink prints out on a little label that is fun and exciting. Best of all, customers can read this label to see if this is what they ordered.
With that now known, why on earth would someone need to ask "What is this?" then after instructed to read the nicely printed label on the side say "I didn't order this" No shit, genius you know what that means? Well it doesnt belong to you so step away from the drink and wait two seconds. But no, they need to continue with their intelligence and ask "I don't think he has my drink." Did you pay for it? Well if you did then just freaking wait with the other nine billion people on line, he does not have super powers. Now the reason we have these labels is because a partner is deaf, so when you realize he sounds like hes cant talk well, and says "I'm deaf" then realize hes not going to hear you and stop trying to talk to him and ask one of the other five people around him, he cant hear you nor does he want to.
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Jan. 6th, 2006 @ 09:27 pm children should be banned
Current Mood: boredbored
Rant #8: January 6, 2006

Dedicated to: children of Starbucks and their parents.

Although I haven't been at work for two weeks, something I always am bothered by is children who come into Starbuck's and get drinks. When I rule the world, I plan on making a law that in order to purchase a beverage at Starbuck's which contains any coffee or caffine, you must be 18 years of age or older. If I never get to rule the world, when I do become a parent, I will not be one of these dumbasses who allows their children to get Frappachinos because caffine A) stunts growth and B) makes hyper children and I hate those.

Now for a little secret about decaf coffees- there isn't much less caffine in it then regular coffee. Just because you ordered a decaf white mocha doesnt mean a damn thing. Your children will still be inhaling a crap load of caffine. Just dont do it. If you must have something blended we have an option of blended cream beverages which have NO caffine what so ever.
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May. 4th, 2005 @ 11:40 pm cappuccino???
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Rant #7 May 4, 2005

Dedicated to: the costumer who orders another cappuccino

Okay, I know I can't blame them completely for this, but when the ninth costumer in a row orders a cappuccino ITS REALLY ANNOYING! not only does it annoy me, but it annoys everyone else online who wants a drink after you because i have to foam milk for your millions of cappuccinos and honestly you arent worth my foam. What i can get angry at the customers about is when they hand back the drink and say its not dry enough.. this means i have to REMAKE THE DRINK. YOU suck the most. THERE IS A LINE TAKE THE DRINK FOAM WILL NOT MAKE THE DRINK TASTE ANY DIFFERENT COCK FACE.
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May. 3rd, 2005 @ 09:24 pm hi.. how can i help you?
Current Mood: confusedconfused
Rant #6 May 3, 2005

Dedicated to: the customer who expects us to read their mind

If you want decaf, yeah youre going to have to tell us before we make the drink because we cant read your mind. Dont expect us to remake the drink because we dont really have to remake it for you. We made you the drink you ordered, now you want something else, pay for it jerk.
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May. 1st, 2005 @ 06:22 pm BLAH BLAH BLAH- I HAVE A HEADACHE SHUT UP YOUR CHILD
Current Mood: exhaustedexhausted
Rant #5 May, 01, 2005

Dedicated To: customers with really loud obnoxious children.

Hey lady! can you please removed your child from the table, and leave our flowers on the table alone? What parent allows their child to sit on the table and puz around with everything? This will make your child a horrible, miserable older child to deal with.
General rant- don't come to Starbucks with your child if they are having a temper tantrum. i dont want to listen to your child, my co-workers dont want to listen to your child, and other customers don't want to listen to your child.
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Apr. 30th, 2005 @ 06:15 pm oh love the jerks.
Current Mood: cynicalcynical
Rant #4, April 30, 2005

Dedicated to: The people who get mad at the person on register because she doesnt know your drink

Excuse me, did she take your drink order? No she didn't. Do you realize how ridiculous you look when you look at her like, hey why are you so stupid, i already ordered my drink.. SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT YOU ORDERED- SHE WAS BUSY WITH ANOTHER CUSTOMER, yes helping someone else who was not you.. sorry you are not the center of starbucks attention jerk face.

and Venti Cappachino dudes wife, Venti soy no foam Latte lady- you rock.. thanks for sucking and being a royal bitch today- amke a note to yourself- DO NOT COME TO STARBUCKS WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING LATE. Thanks a latte!!!
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Apr. 28th, 2005 @ 12:37 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: tiredtired
Rant #3, April 28, 2005

Dedicated to: The lovely ladies who can't shut up long enough to order their drinks.

Ladies, we do not have all day and there are other impatient customers behind you, so please shut up. I'm not asking much of you, just two seconds of you to stop bullshitting and order your drink. Pay attention to us for two seconds so we can serve you, and then you are free to go back to talkin about johnny's birthday party and how you don't like little johnny's mother.
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Apr. 27th, 2005 @ 11:11 pm Thank you for being loud, but he still can't hear you.
Current Mood: draineddrained
Rant #2, April 27, 2005

Dedicated to: retards who think the deaf guy will hear you if you speak louder.

I dont think you realize that the louder you talk the deaf guy will not hear you. This is because deaf means HE CANT FREAKIN' HEAR YOU! its not an act, jerkoff... he just told you that he is deaf and cant hear you. hes not lying- he really can't hear you, and after you screaming like that i wish i was deaf too because your stupidity hurt my ears.
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Apr. 26th, 2005 @ 07:50 pm Why!!
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
It has come to this..


I have made a new LJ account just to bitch out stupid customers.

and i hope this pisses a lot of people off because a lot of people piss me off.


Rant #1, April 26, 2005

Dedicated to: doucheface on the phone.

Please get off your freakin' phone long enough to listen for your drink to be called.
If there is drink that is on the bar and you didn't hear it called, TOUGH SHIT! Don't mouth to me "is this mine?" because i don't know what you freakin ordered and I don't care.

Pay attention, get off the phone, and stop being a douche.
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